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Love, Revenge, and Birthdays (OPEN)
sashimilover wrote in red_moon_comm
Who: Iruka and anyone who wants to join in
When: Morning of Sept 15th
Where: PD
Summary: Practical jokes are Iruka's way of showing affection
Rating: VERY PG ^.^
Warnings: Nothing

Iruka came to work deliberately during the dead space where the night shift was half asleep because their shift was nearly over and their paperwork was done. He snuck into Kakashi and Asuma's office first. Replaced the books Kakashi had tucked away in his desk with books that he'd bought then carefully ripped the pages out of. He'd been in once the night before to make sure he bought the right ones to use. He stuck Kakashi's books in his book bag so they wouldn't get lost. Then he lowered Kakashi's chair and oiled the so when he went to raise it up he'd get a nice fist full of grease. It took a lot more effort to find and remove every pen and pencil from their office and left one a pen rigged to zap him when he clicked it in the drawer and a glued second to his desk. He added a whoopie cushion for distraction. If he got him with that, he'd be entertained but it was there just because it was a classic and the "aw you thought you'd get me, how cute" effect. A bucket of water was a little difficult to manage and not make a huge mess so he opted for a plastic cup of water instead.

After that he replaced all the coffee with decaf and hid the real stuff and set out the birthday cake and card with a very carefully photo-shopped picture of Kakashi without his mask and carefully added acne and a hairlip. It wasn't actually a picture of Kakashi without his mask but only he and Kakashi would be able to tell.

None of was very serious and it wasn't meant to be just his way of saying he hadn't forgotten the stupid cake. The last one, he admitted, might have been a little mean... coffee was vital to Police life after all.

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"If he is working there is always the closet idea." There were a few supply closets he knew of that had locks.

Of course, Kakashi wasn't about to put that one out. "If you can keep it quiet." He teased, pulling his feet back and moving up to go and search to see if Asuma's desk had a copy of his schedule tucked away on it.

"Well I think that's your fault if I'm not," Iruka remarked pointedly.

"I think either its a self control problem or nothing a little duct tape couldn't fix." Kakashi teased, smiling beneath the mask though Iruka couldn't see it.

Iruka stuck his tongue out then smiled. "I had self control before I met you so it's still your fault. You stole it." From the start Kakashi'd had a way of completely unraveling him.

"Such accusations are hardly fair." He pouted this time, knowing that one person was not capable of stealing something like someone's self control completely. "You were loud before me, I can probably find proof."

"I might have been but you'll never get the proof." Iruka stood up and slid his arms around Kakashi's waist. "It's a lot of work and you should just take the credit, it's easier."

"I wouldn't be a good cop if I just took the easy way out." Kakashi knew for a fact he could get proof and everything else, it didn't mean he would. Even Iruka saying that much was all he needed to say he was right.

"A good cop knows when to trust his sources."Iruka smiled. "So fiiine... I confess I never had perfect self control but it was better. Still say it's your fault since I'd gotten pretty good at the denial game until you."

"Denial. That explains a lot." Now that he thought about it, the entire idea that Iruka had trouble not jumping in bed with the past couple guys he dated spoke to self control, too. "Though I think you actually have more self control with me than in the past, which speaks against your claim."

"You're never going to let me win this are you?" Iruka chuckled and shook his head. "So is he working?"

"Don't think so. Doubt he'd give up the chance to torment me today, since it was apparently obvious." Kakashi shrugged.

"What was obvious? When your birthday was?" Iruka smirked. "Or do you just mean that I've made it obvious?"

"I meant you." Kakashi shook a finger. "No one even asked before this time."

"I'm a terrible boyfriend. I didn't think to ask until my birthday and then I well went and pulled strings in personnel to get the information from your file." He'd have felt bad if he'd found out Kakashi had already had his and he'd missed it.

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